platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard
I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard

I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

(via susiron)

officialwhitegirls:

can’t risk it

officialwhitegirls:

can’t risk it

(via waddledeequeen)

bewbin:

being able to juggle at my age is a toss up at this point

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

(via nickfnry)

im wearing my cro shirt

(via ivypaw)

linneart:

Yesterday I just went on a ROLE with the genderbends, and it was SO MUCH fun!! (I don’t normally do birthday requests, but I got this message after I finished them so Happy Birthday Anna!!!) I definitely want to do more characters!

(via wantedwinchesters)

soras-majestic-butt:

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

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(via dostmotherknowyou)

skulkingwriter:

sherlockocity:

The Marauders on tumblr (part 1/?)

No no no the chocolate one is not okay. (The smell one is very okay yes more like that please.)

(via ravingsalem)

corphlsh:

kitten360:

im serious. its 2014. dont bring back façade

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(via scryptix)

cowbuttcrunchies:

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and hey, if Terezi wants to spend her time with some SMUG HUFFLEPUFF DOUCHEBAG IN NOOKCHAFINGLY EGREGIOUS SHADES AND A PERSONALITY THAT’S ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS VOMIT INSPIRING, that’s totally her business!  It’s not like you’re JEALOUS OR ANYTHING.

Karkat Vantas | Hhhhammy
Terezi Pyrope | Pyropi
Dave Strider | Caledbuttscratch
Photography | Cowbutt Crunchies

[Potterstuck Project]

(via cowbuttcrunchies)

trafalgars-law:

kissmyasajj:

lesbolution:

soloontherocks:

pandorantimelord:

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

did you mean

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birates

As a bisexual, I can confirm the accuracy of this post.

YAAAAAS

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